You know that story that your grandparents tell you? The one where they say they had to walk to school in July when it is snowing, uphill both ways?? Well, I totally wish it was opposite and it was downhill both ways. Then I’d ride my bike to school every single day. So this morning, [...]
So I have a story to tell… Once upon a time, there was a creeper, and this creeper had friends. And my Emily walked by the creeper and his friends and they started saying not nice things to her. So my Emily came to the room and said, “There are creepers outside.” We looked outside [...]
Today, I have completed a task that is both awarding and annoying… Today: I have emptied my back pack. This task consists of several plastic bags full of old homework and random lined paper to be tossed in the dumpster, followed by a vigorous shake to my back pack to remove the random bits and [...]
From day one of school, I start counting down the days until it’s actually over. Now, as the train of school horror chugs to its final stop, I’m not so happy about it ending. Oh sure, there are plenty of reasons why I’m actually HAPPY it’s ending, for instance: 1) I’m so sick of homework [...]
I have recently discovered a new bacterial malady that is affecting nearly every student in my high school. If you have any of these symptoms, I would suggest seeing a physician immediately. The bug crops up in about mid-March and throws its full fury at teenagers aged 14-18 years between mid- and late-May. The bacteria [...]