Endovskoolitis
Posted by brittany | Filed under Uncategorized
I have recently discovered a new bacterial malady that is affecting nearly every student in my high school. If you have any of these symptoms, I would suggest seeing a physician immediately.
The bug crops up in about mid-March and throws its full fury at teenagers aged 14-18 years between mid- and late-May. The bacteria is known as koniecškola. It causes symptoms such as extreme drowsiness during the hours of 5 am and 3 pm, minor irritability, jitters, day-dreaming and laziness. These features also seem to flame up during periods of sunny and warm weather. If you are experiencing one or more of these symptoms, you may be suffering from a disease called, Endovskoolitis.
But don’t be alarmed. Just hang in there and tell yourself, “It’ll all be over soon… it’ll all be over soon…” 
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