Once upon a time, there was a creeper….
So I have a story to tell…
Once upon a time, there was a creeper, and this creeper had friends. And my Emily walked by the creeper and his friends and they started saying not nice things to her. So my Emily came to the room and said, “There are creepers outside.” We looked outside and they beckoned the female gender from our group saying, “Come, we wish to talk to you.” Us of the female gender did hide behind the great and heavy door. The creepers pushed against the door saying, “We wish to come inside.” They pushed and shoved with all of their might and sent the great and heavy door open. This did hurt the female gender exceedingly and especially me, since I was sitting on the ground in front of the door. The main creeper did hold out his hand to me saying, “Take it, and I will help you up.” Knowing to be a child of politeness, I took his hand with gratitude until the creeper did rub his finger onto my hand. I was exceedingly afraid and did pull my hand from his. The men of the land did stand up for the women of the land and told the creepers to leave. When they did not, the men of the land took the women and left. They did stand guard at the great and heavy door even when the creepers did continue to beckon and make rude comments. Then, after many more terrifying moments, the creepers did take leave and abandoned the land of the practice room.
This story is to commend those men who stood bravely in the sight of evil. How valiantly they protect the women of the land. We congratulate them. Especially the ones who have respect and honor for the women of the land, if it was appropriate, I think we would all kiss you!
Amen. 